First Post

Lowly humans, I have started a blog in order to share the rather exciting and explosive lifestyle of a black mage.

To start of, I thought I'd talk about an event happening in my part of the world today. Now by my I don't mean I live there, I mean that it belongs to me.

You may dispute that, the government may dispute it but remember.

I'm a nexus of dark power bound in human form with the power to rule over anything that lives. You're glorified monkies.

Do the math.

Now tomorrow, there shall be a fairly low key horse race, that result in the gathering of many people in one place to watch large creatures with small humans ride around a monotonous track in a race.

Of course, I believe this would be much better if it was small horses on large humans and a fire under their arses, but the Olympic game committee has yet to get back to me. In regards to that, I have yet to return their children to them.

I'll hold out longer.

Anyway, this race (Or cup as they call it, morons) shall be about exciting as watching grass grow. Or talking to you apes, either one.

Yet a small.....very part of me thinks this sport is wrong.

Why are you racing on these creatures that are bigger than you, smarter than you and faster than you. It makes no sense.

You humans are so weak as to have to beat these fierce warriors and shock them, just to get them running.

So watch out, the horse revolution shall becoming soon (With me leading it.)

Well, now I must recharge my powers.

Burning stuff takes a little more energy than you'd think.

I probably will kill your mother

TheBlackMage

P.S. There shall be more than ragging on events. There shall be ragging on video games, books, tv shows, people and food.