Long time since last post

It's been more than a week since my last post.
Do I care if you homo-sapiens have missed me?
Hell no I don't.

In fact, to show how little I care, I've decided to skip my valentines day rant.
Instead, I wrote a little poem.

Walk into my room
What do I see?
Lying on my bed,
My Sony Psp.

Plugging it into the charger,
I flick the power switch,
Hoping it'd go faster
and praying not glitch.

As I charge it,
My thoughts become jarred,
What game shall I play?
Shall it be easy,
Or shall it be hard?

The battery bar is full,
I make my choice,
Final Fantasy Tactics,
and so I rejoice!
I open the back,
Slide in the disc,
Close it back up,
Is it worth the risk?

It reads it once,
It reads it twice,
I wait for an hour,
I try to be nice.
I try another game.
It all the same.
My psp won't read them,
this is real lame.

I pick it up,
Throw it on my bed,
I then open my mouth,
And yell out loud,
"F#ck this shitty Sony mess,
I'm going back to my god-damned DS!"


Yeah, I wrote that in like 2 minutes.

It's horrible no?
Oh well, by the time you've finished reading that, it's to late to see that I didn't like it either.
-Laughs Meanly-

Now that you monkey's have finish reading my rant about my psp.
All I gotta say is


I probably killed your PSP
The Black Mage

P.S. I stole your DS as well.