What to do, what to do, what to do

Today, was a day off for me.
Yes, even I take full days off.
Surprisingly, when I am not out on the world destroying things, I sit at a TV or computer and destroy other people sitting at TV's or computers.

Today, my game of choice for spreading death was Team Fortress 2, shortened to TF2 by internet 1337 (Leet) speakers. I shall find them one day, and pull their fingers off one by one, until they only have thumbs.


Still, I played as 1 class mainly as I spread doom and destruction among the enemy ranks.
The class of Pyro.
I love the Pyro.
The Pyro loves me.
We share a mutual love of 2 things.
The first being spreading death among our foes (With my foes being everyone who does not acknowledge my rule).
The second being fire.

I love fire, I love it a lot.
Name one other force of nature than can create such widespread damage, such damage to anyone within range. It spreads, hence the term "Spreads like wildfire".
In short, if fire came in Black Mage form, I'd marry it this instant.

Yes, to us Black Mage's, fire is more than a simple element to call to our bidding.
It is the first element.
The entry to our path of destruction.
The start of our fruitful career's.
It is, to say in short, like our first love.
Short, sweet and always fondly remember (Especially as she burnt to death.......or is that just me?)

Regardless of murder cases dropped a few years ago, fire is beautiful.
Fire is great.
In fact, I wish all you humans were as useful as fire.
But, you are not.
Not. Even. Close.

Alas, a conflicting schedule and the need to actually go to an institute of learning (I've yet to learn anything) tomorrow means I must away to the land of sleep.
So if you see me in your dream, it's not a nightmare. I'm there, in your damn dream.

I'll kill you in your dreams
Black Mage

P.S. If you see me playing TF2, and see me as a medic, it only means I wanted the damn points.