This is a school day, because it is far more interesting than my weekends.
Then again, to you lower life forms, my weekend would be like a trip to Disneyland, exciting.
Though a trip to Disneyland for me is also exciting, except I get carried out by the police, after having torched several beloved characters from a Disney mythos.
Ahh well, here we go.
6:30 am - First Alarm goes off. Hit viciously before returning to beauty sleep.
6:45 am - Second Alarm goes off. Gets out of bed, has shower, including soap, shampoo and conditioning hair, shaving if needed.
7:15 am - Back into bed. Play video game or watch morning news to see if last nights escapades have been noticed yet.
7:45 am - Receive breakfast from maid. Eat breakfast, then get dressed and watch more news. Unfortunately must leave room for Apple Juice.
8:30 am - Leave house to go to school. Ride in car despite the 5 minute walk.
8:45 am - Homeroom starts. I attend.
9:00 am - I attend my first class, and pretend to pay attention while I plot the death of everyone else in the room. Except 1 or 2 people, though they live to be objects of my sadistic will, torturing them whenever I am bored. Or their parents own a franchise of patisseries which make delicious food.
10:00 am -Probably still in same class, plotting deaths. Or playing Tetris on the super calculator. A Black Mage must keep their mind agile at all times to maximize spell potential.
11:00 am -Time to eat, body and mind make up the magic formula of a destructive force of nature. May or may not play basketball.
11:30 am - See 9:00 am to 10:00 am.
1:30 pm - Due to a sadistic movement by the school I am attending, I have only half an hour of lunch time, instead of the 1 hour I was used to. Not impressed. I have 1 one hour lunch break once a week.
2:00 pm - Back to class, may or may not be asleep.
3:25 pm - Walk home. Whistle a cheerful tune as I think of the people from my school burning in flames.
4:00 pm - Access my computer, turn it on, play violent video games, chat on Facebook and type out my new plans.
6:25 pm - Have dinner. Not delivered by maid.
7:30 pm - Do homework. If I can be stuffed. Which I usually cannot be.
11:30 pm - 12:00 am - Get yelled at to go to bed. Must do so as the yeller controls my internet connection. Many revenge plans are made.
So yes, that is a day in my life. Not very exciting is it?
If you answered yes then, you are a liar.
I will probably write down your schedule and interrupt it all day long
The Black Mage.
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