People

People can burn and rot in hell for all I care.

Apparently, I'm insulting.

Well suck it.

I googled it.

I wikitionary'd it. (New verb, or it will be when I've taken over the world.)

And here's what "insult" means.

insult (plural insults)

1. An action or form of speech deliberately intended to be rude.

So, I do not deliberately intend to be rude. I intend to be logical.

Further explained by this article.

"For example, terms such as "Asian", "incorrect", "drunk", or "full-cheeked" are often interpreted as derogatory, when in fact they may be neutral descriptive terms or factual statements, which, at worst, would be simply inaccurate or incorrect rather than insulting. This phenomenon often occurs in individuals who suffer self-victimization or hypersensitivity."

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Still, I see nothing wrong with what I say.

Should I be calling someone stupid, they were probably being stupid, and I was being KIND enough to point it out to them. And they still get upset.

It's unbelievable.

Whatever, this post is going no-where.

Expect more Black Magey ness next time.

I will probably point out your stupidity

The Black Mage

A day in the life of a Black Mage

Today, I thought I would share with you simpletons a regular days schedule for myself.
This is a school day, because it is far more interesting than my weekends.
Then again, to you lower life forms, my weekend would be like a trip to Disneyland, exciting.
Though a trip to Disneyland for me is also exciting, except I get carried out by the police, after having torched several beloved characters from a Disney mythos.

Ahh well, here we go.
6:30 am - First Alarm goes off. Hit viciously before returning to beauty sleep.
6:45 am - Second Alarm goes off. Gets out of bed, has shower, including soap, shampoo and conditioning hair, shaving if needed.
7:15 am - Back into bed. Play video game or watch morning news to see if last nights escapades have been noticed yet.
7:45 am - Receive breakfast from maid. Eat breakfast, then get dressed and watch more news. Unfortunately must leave room for Apple Juice.
8:30 am - Leave house to go to school. Ride in car despite the 5 minute walk.
8:45 am - Homeroom starts. I attend.
9:00 am - I attend my first class, and pretend to pay attention while I plot the death of everyone else in the room. Except 1 or 2 people, though they live to be objects of my sadistic will, torturing them whenever I am bored. Or their parents own a franchise of patisseries which make delicious food.

10:00 am -Probably still in same class, plotting deaths. Or playing Tetris on the super calculator. A Black Mage must keep their mind agile at all times to maximize spell potential.

11:00 am -Time to eat, body and mind make up the magic formula of a destructive force of nature. May or may not play basketball.

11:30 am - See 9:00 am to 10:00 am.

1:30 pm - Due to a sadistic movement by the school I am attending, I have only half an hour of lunch time, instead of the 1 hour I was used to. Not impressed. I have 1 one hour lunch break once a week.

2:00 pm - Back to class, may or may not be asleep.

3:25 pm - Walk home. Whistle a cheerful tune as I think of the people from my school burning in flames.

4:00 pm - Access my computer, turn it on, play violent video games, chat on Facebook and type out my new plans.

6:25 pm - Have dinner. Not delivered by maid.

7:30 pm - Do homework. If I can be stuffed. Which I usually cannot be.

11:30 pm - 12:00 am - Get yelled at to go to bed. Must do so as the yeller controls my internet connection. Many revenge plans are made.

So yes, that is a day in my life. Not very exciting is it?

If you answered yes then, you are a liar.

I will probably write down your schedule and interrupt it all day long

The Black Mage.

Home Alone

No, this is not a blog post about a series of movies using the same crappy idea 4 times in a row.
Rather, my parents were wise (Or foolish, it does really depend on who you ask)enough to let me stay home alone for 3 days.
Not only that, they also left me a nice bit of money to buy food for myself.
We all know that the money will not be spent on food.


Thats not the point that, as the point is that I am essentially free of any restraint for 3 days.

Life is good.


Anyway, I find myself at 2 crossroads at this time.
1 is about a possible future career.
Lately, I have been thinking hard (As in, actually putting effort into thought rather than letting ideas come to me) and I have had several good ideas for a story.
However, I'm not really feeling it, I still like flaming people all over life and the interwebs.

Maybe I should write something like the Bible, a foul book of all things Anti-Black Mage, yet it managed to gather millions of followers. Maybe that should be my course to world domination, through a cult.
The Cult of Black Magi.

Or
Black Magi Cult.

Has a ring to it, no?

Ahh like I care what you think, you Homo Homo Sapiens.

2nd is that I have found myself feeling a very painful emotion in the empty place in my chest where my heart should be.
It's all because of this one White Mage.
I can't tell if it's outright hatred, deep rage, simmering anger or something worse..........
Something........KIND!

I mean, this girl is a white mage. They are the very opposite, the very worst enemy of my kind.
Maybe I should just smite her and be done with it.

I probably torched your favorite novel
The Black Mage

P.S. By torched, I meant bought it and set fire to it.