An exercise in over-hating

Today, I shall speak of something that is the total opposite of what we Black Mages are.
White Mages.
Now you may think, that we are two sides of the coin. White and black, good and evil, right and wrong.

That is so wrong.
White Mages, are a bunch of over zealous whores who only know 2 words.
"Cure" and "Esuna".
All they say.
We Black Mages have a far better variety.
We have Fire, Fira, Firaga, Blizzard, Blizzara, Blizzaga, Thunder, Thundera, Thundega, Bio, Death, Poison, Flare, Meteor, etc etc
See, all good fun words.
So if you don't recognize what I am saying, I'll put it simply.
We Black Mages have a brain.
They do not.
Let's even look at their words.
Cure, is a single syllable word pronounced Q-ar.
Hard...
Esuna, is slightly harder being S-U-na.
Please, these complex words are breaking my mind in two, splitting my soul with their difficulty to pronounce.
Morons.
What sort of self respect magi would spend their mana healing people.
We Black Mages do the proper thing.
We blow shit up.
We kill people.
Short, simple and too the point.
We like it, and we look cool doing it.
Those silly White Mages were robes all white with red........ you can't even tell what bloody gender they are.

So as I close this rant, I shall summarize in short fashion:
White Mages are retarded cross-dressing trans-gender losers.

I'll kill a White Mage
Black Mage